Am I Bitter?




Humans can detect 5 basic flavor sensations; sweet, salty, sour, bitter and umami. Sweet goes without saying. I’m sure everyone starts life with an affinity for sweetness whether it’s sweetened beverages, baked goods, candies or fruits. In the 50th, we also tend to have an affinity for salty as friends who live Stateside often comment that foods tend to be prepared with a heavier hand on the salty qualities whether it’s shoyu, fish sauce or plain old table salt itself. Perhaps it’s because of our temperate climate that causes additional perspiration compared to those in the upper 49 and we naturally try to replace those extra lost minerals or perhaps we simply have saltier palates. We also do favor sour or else those crack seed stores would never continue to do business selling li hung mui, lemon peel and sour gummy candies. Umami. Well that’s the 5th sensation only described over the past decade or so and simply describes the savory qualities of certain food items. But bitter, I don’t think any person normally gravitates towards bitter flavor sensations anytime in life. Just the fact that bitterness is the most sensitive taste sensation probably has to with a natural warning system to prehistoric man that what you have in your mouth is poisonous so spit it out! Then why do I enjoy bitter flavors?



The Beginning

Way back in the mid-1850s when the British Crown oversaw the governance of India, the long journey there caused both scurvy due to a lack of fresh fruits on those voyaging vessels and Brits fortunate to make the journey unscathed now found themselves in the land of malaria. Thankfully, the indigenous people knew of the fever tree or cinchona plant whereby its bark prevented the dreaded fever and chills of malaria due to a substance called quinine. It was later discovered that quinine could both prevent and treat malaria. However, as quinine was a natural bitter compound and difficult for most Brits to tolerate, the government created a concoction of gin, sugar, lime juice and quinine and as in the words of Mary Poppins, “makes the medicine go down”.
Fast forward to the late 70s and early 80s, when a certain college student starts imbibing this mixture of gin and tonic water with a squeeze of lime instead of Heineken like his co-ed buddies and eventually seeks out tonic water that’s fortified with more than the minimum amount of quinine and is only lightly sweetened so as not to mask that piquant bitterness of both the gin and tonic water.
And I didn’t stop just at the gin and tonic but eventually found another libation that logarithmically stimulated those bitter taste buds, the Negroni. Originally created from equal parts of gin, sweet red vermouth and that palate bracing aperitif, Campari which takes bitterness into the stratosphere, I’ve created my own version using primarily dry white vermouth. You see, the original recipe balanced the bitter Campari against sweet and herbal red vermouth. But for me, it’s like that song, “I’m all about that bitter, ‘bout that bitter, no sweetness”.


I also occasionally enjoy aperitif (pre-dinner libations to stimulate the appetite) and digestif (after dinner libations to stimulate digestion) which have a common thread, varying degrees of bitterness balanced with herbal infusions and just a hint of sweetness. These “amaro” (bitter in Italian) can be enjoyed simply chilled, on the rocks or mixed as cocktails. Current favorites include Maurin Quina created from a maceration of cherries, quinine and bitter almonds and is the perfect start for a summertime barbecue served on the rocks, Cynar created from artichokes and 13 secret herbs which I use as a base for cocktails and Tempus Fugit Gran Classico which is created from 25 herbs and roots that I’ll use to make a White Negroni in place of the Campari.



The Main Course

The following obsession is more nuture than nature as I previously detested even the sight of nigagori (or nigauri) as it simply looked like a pale cucumber with a social affliction. Even back in my undergraduate days, I told both of my parents that when nature wants you to consume a certain food, it creates something that looks delicious and upon the first bite, you get a burst of sweetness. Like a strawberry. Brilliant red and very sweet… all to help nature disperse those seeds. But when nature doesn’t want you to consume something, it creates an unattractive pale green bumpy melon and if that didn’t dissuade you from taking a bite, nature made it bitter as all heck and if you picked it too late, those reddish seeds appeared to be some alien life form ready to conquer Earth.
But life moves on and our palates change. I also once detested cilantro but now flavor my cilantro with food. And I also can’t get enough bitter melon. Stir fried, stuffed, deep fried, even dried as chips. And if it didn’t go on “sale” for $3.99 a pound would probably consume it weekly.
I also favor bitter greens like sautéed broccoli rabe (rapini) with garlic, endive and radicchio in salads and fennel bulbs either thinly sliced in salads or coarsely chopped and oven roasted. And my favorite salad standby to order in any French restaurant is Salade Lyonnaise with bitter frisee to balance the rich lardons (crispy cubed pork belly) and runny egg yolk. And one of the best greens for pesto is mature arugula, not the baby arugula sold prepackaged in the supermarket but larger mature leaves that have a pronounced, peppery, bitter bite that’s perfect in pasta, risotto or simply as a sandwich spread.



Ryan’s Pseudo Champuru

I say pseudo because I have no known uchinanchu blood though the 23 and Me DNA site lists Hiroshima and Okinawa as two of my strongest ancestry links. True champuru also uses luscious rafute (shoyu pork belly) but since I consume bitter melon regularly, opt for the leaner pork sirloin.

1 lb pork loin or sirloin
½ cup Awamori or sake
½ cup shoyu
½ cup sugar
1 thumb sized piece of fresh ginger

5 medium to large bitter melon, halved lengthwise, seeds removed and sliced diagonally
2 large carrots, peeled then medium grated
1 block tofu
4 eggs scrambled
1 tbsp Memmi (or 2 tbsp of the pork cooking liquid)
2 tsp Hon Dashi

Cut pork into thin strips and simmer in the Awamori/shoyu/sugar/ginger mixture for about 1 hour until very tender. In a larger wok or Dutch oven quickly sauté the pork with the drained tofu. Add the bitter melon and seasoning. When the bitter melon has softened, add the carrots and scrambled eggs and toss until everything is evenly coated.



Bitter in Place of Sweet or Bittersweet

Even when it comes to desserts, I’ve always gravitated toward sweets with balancing bitterness. For instance, my favorite desserts usually contain cocoa powder instead of just chocolate and if strong espresso is thrown in the mix, that’s a dish I have to order. That’s why one of my favorites at the end of a meal is tiramisu with espresso-soaked ladyfingers, cocoa powder and shavings of bittersweet chocolate covering the top… perhaps with a glass of amaro.
So, does that make me a bitter person? Nope, just someone with a bitter palate…

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